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Once, and this was when I was much younger than I am today, I filled a rain barrel with stolen tomatoes. I couldn't tell you why. It's just a thing. A thing that happened.

Why did I tell you that? So that I could tell you this: Every moment of every day since has been spent filling barrels with tomatoes.

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jamesurbaniak: You never know who you’ll run into at Dragon*Con. I… I NEED a life size Helper.

jamesurbaniak:

You never know who you’ll run into at Dragon*Con.

I… I NEED a life size Helper.

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